A list of best tweets(now including shit on nostr) I have ever made.
Bumble (a dating app) notifies you “Take fate into your own hand, get bumble premium to see who like you”, nah dude. “Take fate into your hands, get a hold of your dick and rub one out”
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) March 17, 2023Defy all rules. Feel you are better than everyone else. Don't let copypastas tell you any better (or knowledgeable people)! aryan_looking_rad_as_fuck.jpeg
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) March 15, 2023Drawing butterflies to kill time feels gay, give the butterfly a dick to embrace masculinity.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) March 14, 2023Engineering is not in itself a difficult thing. But that fact of the matter is most of it is useless in both academia and industry, and here's the kicker: You know it is useless. For a fact.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 13, 2023First time in 3 years, when I took a warm shower. Am I still an alpha male?
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 13, 2023Not a single engineering graduated who means well will encourage you to take engineering in India. Everyone who thinks it is a stepping stone to a lucrative career is nothing beyond an arrogant, unaware, out of touch “gyani”
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 12, 2023I don't know what it is, but there is something inherently hilarious about reading a @Madz_Grant article and coming across this:
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 12, 2023
“f------ a bunch of hoes”I find it difficult to trust male professor in India, who don't were a polo t shirt.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 10, 2023If YouTube shuts down tomorrow the number of engineering graduates will fall harder than the stock markets during 2008 financial crisis.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 9, 2023The acts of BJP or as I call them Neo-BJP, (Rebranded RSS) in Madhya Pradesh are concerning as a citizen and from a humanitarian point of view disgusting.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) January 7, 2023I have the same barber ever since I was 3 years old, I take metro for a zone, followed by a walk of 3km where I wait for half an hour for my turn and then I travel the same route again. So does my father--So don't tell me guys have commitment issues.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) October 28, 2022Don't tell your date you are gay for Ryan Reynolds
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) October 2, 2022flush works without electricity!
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) September 3, 2022The ceiling fans in the old Indian parliament are upside down. We are robbing the ministers of the opportunity to commit suicide. Thank God we are about to do something about it!
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) July 14, 2022
originally written on Dec 2020Kinley’s bottle looks like an alien dildo.
— Aryan Singh (@0thorderlogic) July 14, 2022
originally written on Jan 2017
